Monday, September 8, 2014

Fall Movie Preview!



We have munched down the last of the popcorn and our ears have almost recovered from all the ‘splosions (and with two Michael Bay movies this summer, there were lots O ‘splosions.) We have even done our Ninja 55 2014 Popcorn Awards for the best of the Summer movies. So that means it’s over for 2014 right? Not so fast, for those of who appreciate movies, all movies, it only means it’s time to switch gears. Gone are (most of) the blockbuster type loud and proud movies meant to rake in more cash than most 3rd world countries, but that only means the time for slower, plot and character driven drama’s, many with Oscar hopes, now get to take center stage.

Here is a list of some good movies to look out for to warm you up as the weather gets cold.



Maze Runner
The Young Adult book to movie translation game has been very hit or miss. Some movies have been horrible but made big money (Twilight) some have been horrible and bombed (Divergent) Some have been good but only saw moderate success (The Fault in Our Stars) and some have been good and broke the bank (Hunger Games.)
Where is Maze Runner going to fit in that list? We will just have to watch it and see. I will say the trailer looks promising, but we all have been fooled by trailers before!


From: 20th Century Fox
                                                                
Directed By: Wes Ball

Starring: Thomas Sangster, Kaya Scodelario, and Will Poulter

In theaters: September 19th








A Walk Among the Tombstones
Based on one of the Matt Scudder novels from acclaimed author Lawrence Block does this one have Oscar potential written all over it… or lame attempt to reproduce the success of the original Taken?
Only time will tell.






From: Universal Pictures

Directed By: Scott Frank

Starring: Liam Neeson, Dan Stevens, and David Harbour

In theaters: September 19th







The Equalizer
Denzel is back and ready to be bad ass. Can he pull of another character hell bent of revenge as good as John Creasy from the tragically underrated Man on Fire? Based on the popular show from the 80’s, Denzel plays the lead character Robert McCall, who has made it his life’s mission to help those who can not help themselves.




From: Sony Pictures

Directed By: Antoine Fuqua

Starring: Denzel Washington, Chloe Mortez, and Marton Csokas

In theaters: September 26th







Annabelle
The Spin-off from last year’s immensely popular horror movie “the Conjuring” is set to hit theaters this October. Starring the creepy doll named Annabelle seen amongst the collection of horror in the storage room of the Conjuring protagonist. Keep an eye out for this one if you are a horror fan.





From: Warner Bros. Pictures

Directed By: John Leonetti

Starring: Annabelle Wallis, Ward Horton, and Alfre Woodard

In theaters: October 3rd







Gone Girl
Being that this movie is based on the best-selling novel by Gillian Flynn, directed by the always stellar David Fincher, and starring the resurgent Ben Affleck, this one is going to have to work hard to miss. This movie is on our Oscar watch list for sure.






From: 20th Century Fox

Directed By: David Fincher

Starring: Ben Affleck, Rosamund Pike, and Neil Patrick Harris

In theaters: October 3rd







Dracula Untold
OMG… are you serious? Somebody is going to make a Dracula movie and actually involve Vlad Tepes or Vlad the Impaler if that suits you better, and not JUST Bram Stokers interpretation of the historical figure? Even though they will still probably bastardize the history (they kinda have to, he wasn’t ACTUALLY a Vampire) the premise alone is enough to generate interest. Not to mention that the running rumor is that this is meant to be the start of a Universal shared universe with all their famous monster movie properties.

From: Universal Pictures

Directed By: Gary Shore

Starring: Luke Evans, Sarah Gadon, and Charles Dance

In theaters: October 10th







Birdman
Another one for the Oscar watch list, word out of Venice was that this movie was superb and that Michael Keaton brought one of his best performances of his career to play a washed up ex-superhero actor. With the rave reviews and the irony of the ex-Batman playing an actor who was once the world’s most popular Super-Hero, this one is a must see in our book.



From: Fox Searchlight

Directed By: Alejandro González Iñárritu

Starring: Michael Keaton, Emma Stone, Naomi Watts, and Zach Galifianakis

In theaters: October 17th







Fury
A World War II drama about a Sherman Tank Commander named Wardaddy (Brad Pitt) as they attempt to drive into enemy territory and strike at the heart of Nazi Germany.  It is hard to get much of a read on this one, but very rarely has Mr. Pitt led us astray.





From: Sony Pictures

Directed By: David Ayer

Starring: Brad Pitt, Shia LaBeouf, and Logan Lerman

In theaters: October 3rd







Big Hero 6
Has Disney not Kiddified the Marvel Universe enough for you? Did you find the Avengers and Guardians of the Galaxy way too somber and serious for your taste? Well fear not, Marvel is about to go full on Disney with their first full animated feature! They are so confident in this movie that they are releasing it the same weekend as Interstellar, the much anticipated return of Chris Nolan to directing anything that doesn’t have Batman in it.



From: Walt Disney Pictures

Directed By: Don Hall

Starring: Maya Rudolph, James Cromwell, and Damon Wayans

In theaters: November 7th







Interstellar
Not very much is known about the plot of Interstellar or exactly what is going to be about. But I have two words for you: Chris Nolan. Add that to a stellar (pun intended) cast and we definitely have one for the Oscar watch list on many levels here.
This is one of the Ninja 55 most anticipated Fall Movies, we will be in the theater the day it is released I am sure.



From: Warner Bros. Pictures

Directed By: Christopher Nolan

Starring: Matthew McConaughey, Anne Hathaway, and Michael Caine

In theaters: November 7th







Hunger Games: Mockingjay, Part 1
Not much really needs to be said about this one. The first two movies starring Katniss, the best female protagonist in any current movie series, have been very popular. By now everybody pretty much knows where they stand, and the fans of these movies (which includes us) already have the release date circled on their calendars.



From: Lionsgate Films

Directed By: Francis Lawrence

Starring: Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson, Liam Hemsworth and the late great Phillip Seymour Hoffman

In theaters: November 21rst







Exodus: Gods and Kings
Can Ridley Scott return himself to former glories? Will this be another one to watch for the potential of taking home the little gold men at the Academy Awards? Well, it is directed by an acclaimed director, has an exceptional cast, and ties in to a subject loved by many people. If you think that ensures success though, you probably haven’t seen Prometheus.



From: 20th Century Fox

Directed By: Ridley Scott

Starring: Christian Bale, Joel Edgerton, John Turturro, and Sigourney Weaver

In theaters: December 12th







Inherent Vice
Based on the Thomas Pynchon Novel of the same name, Joaquin Phoenix takes another shot at Oscar gold (after the wonderful 2013 movie Her) with this movie from acclaimed director Paul Thomas Anderson (There will be Blood and The Master.)
While you can never know exactly what to expect from most movies, this one stands a high probability of being a very worthwhile Fall theater visit.



From: Warner Bros. Pictures

Directed By: Paul Thomas Anderson

Starring: Joaquin Phoenix, Josh Brolin, and Reese Witherspoon

In theaters: December 12th







Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies
If anything needs to be said here, than just move on to the next movie. If you haven’t heard of or seen any of Peter Jackson amazing movies from the world of Tolkien, then the final chapter isn’t going to interest you much. As for the rest of us, this one is probably THE most anticipated Fall Movie of 2014. Also we are going to put this one on Oscar watch, while it may not get the most prestigious of nominations, on a technical level it should. Not to mention this is the Academy’s last chance to play Oscar Catch-Up for any previous snubs of Jackson’s modern classics.

From: Warner Bros. Pictures

Directed By: Peter Jackson

Starring: Martin Freeman, Ian McKellan, Andy Serkis, and Benedict Cumberbatch

In theaters: December 17th







Into the Woods
Disney makes only five kinds of movies: Marvel movies, animated movies, live action retellings of animated movies, musicals, and movies with Johnny Depp.
This one fits all of the last three of those types, as it is a musical starring Johnny Depp that is a retelling of classic Brothers Grimm stories.



From: Walt Disney Pictures

Directed By: Rob Marshall

Starring: Johnny Depp, Meryl Streep, Chris Pine, and Emily Blunt

In theaters: Christmas Day







Unbroken
Angelina is back behind the camera for her second movie. After her ambitious but flawed debut outing in The Land of Milk and Honey, she returns to the horrors of war with her latest turn in the director’s chair. Unbroken is the story of Olympic runner who was captured by the Japanese in World War II and was held as a POW. The movie is based on the novel Unbroken: A World War II Story of Survival, Resilience and Redemption.



From: Universal Pictures

Directed By: Angelina Jolie

Starring: Jack O’Connell, John Magaro, and Garrett Hedlund

In theaters: Christmas Day







There you have it ladies and germs, a run down of many, but not all by any means, of the movies to watch out for this fall. Hope you get to the theater and enjoy at least of few of these.

Save us a seat if you do.


-Ninja 55


 

Tuesday, September 2, 2014

Popcorn Awards: Summer Movies 2014


So, the summer has come to an end, which might make you sad (if you only like 'splosions) happy (if you've been waiting for Oscar season) or indifferent (if you just like all movies of all kinds like us.)

What is certain though, is that the end of summer means its time for Summer 2014 Popcorn Awards!
Before you read though know this, we here at Ninja 55 don't give a flying rats buttocks what movies made the most money or what the horrid averaging sites like Spoiled Potatoes (or whatever its called) have to say about flicks. We march to our own damn beat here, whether anybody else can hear it or not frankly doesn't matter! 555 (ha ha ha)

So, without further adieu, here is this years Summer Movie Popcorn Awards!



Phantom Menace Award
for Biggest Disappointment: Transformers: Age of Extinction

How many times are we going to drink the Michael Bay Kool-Aid? Everything seemed in place for this to be the Transformers movie we have all been waiting for. Dark of the Moon wasn't near as bad as Revenge of the Fallen, Shia Ladousche was out and Mark Walberg was in, Optimus got a bit of a makeover, and they had Dinobots. FREAKIN' DINOBOTS! How could this go wrong? 3 hours and 47 minutes later we knew exactly how it could go wrong.

Honorable mention: Hercules



Sleep Away Camp Award
for Biggest Surprise: Edge of Tomorrow

Man, did WB ever f*** up with this one, the marketing for this movie was dismal. Why would anybody want to see it from what was shown in those horrible trailers? For those that did make it to the theater, they were in for a bit of a shock, the movie was exceptional! Only one other movie kept this one from being our selection as Best Movie.

Honorable mention: TMNT



Darth Vader Award
for Best Villain: Koba (Dawn of the Planet of the Apes)

I can not say enough about the motion capture work, both from the effects team and the actors, in this film. As much as I love Andy Serkis and the Ceasar character though, it was Koba who stole the show. The Koba playing stupid ape to lure his enemies into a false sense of security scene was brilliant. He was, by far, the best villain in a blockbuster movie this summer.
Darth Vader would be proud.

Honorable mention: Ronan the Accuser (Guardians of the Galaxy) and Shredder (TMNT)



Dirty Harry Award
for Best Anti-Hero: Godzilla

Came in as a monster, saved the city from the Mutos, swam away the hero… but he did kinda destroy half the city in the process.
Oh no, there goes Tokyo… GO GO GODZILLA!

Honorable mention: Raphael (TMNT)



Ripley Award
for Best Female Hero: Gamora (Guardians of the Galaxy)

Not only is she hot (for a green chick) but she is smart, tough, and she can definitely throw down with the best of them. I also like that she has a dark and painful past. I mean c’mon, her father wants to rule the universe for crying out loud! Talk about having daddy issues.

Honorable mention: Lucy (Lucy) and Rita aka Full Metal Bitch (Edge of Tomorrow)



Batman Award
for Best Male Hero: Wolverine (X-Men: Days of Future Past)

Not because he stopped Trask and his sentinels, but because in the process he reset the entire X-Universe and wiped X3 out of existence. HELLZ YEAH! Go Wolvie! AND because he is the GD Wolverine! What? He is, and there is really very little other reasoning needed! 555 (ha ha ha)

Honorable mention: Rocket and Groot (Guardians of the Galaxy,) Raphael (TMNT,) Cage (Edge of Tomorrow)



Bruce Lee Award
for Best Fight: Godzilla vs Mama Muto (Godzilla)

Who didn't get chills when Godzilla lit up and got ready to blow his atomic breath down that Muto's throat? If you didn't, see a doctor, you just might be dead! 555 (ha ha ha)
There really is nothing more that needs to be added to that. That was one of the best moments of any summer blockbuster this year and easily scores the best fight for Gojira.

Honorable mention: Optimus Prime with a big sword on a huge mechanical dinosaur taking out the bad guys.



Die Hard Award
for Best Action Sequence: Quicksilver Time Stop (X-Men: Days of Future Past)

Admit it; we all were teasing the Quicksilver character going into this movie. He looked like some goofy silver-haired 70's punk. We are not laughing anymore though are we? That scene was one of the most jaw dropping action sequences I have seen in a while. So good that by the end of the movie, my biggest complaint was: it needed more Quicksilver! I can’t wait to see him again in X-Men: Apocalypse, and good luck to Joss Wheddon in trying to top that.

Honorable mention: Snow slide (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) and Auto-Repeat (Edge of Tomorrow)



Godfather Award
for Best Movie: Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

No other summer blockbuster this year had a better mix of action and drama without going into campy humor. Amazing motion capture effects, excellent script and direction, and top notch action sequences. This is the movie I am most looking forward to seeing again when it is released on Blu-Ray. Easiest choice on this list and without a doubt the best movie of the summer.

Honorable mention: Guardians of the Galaxy and Edge of Tomorrow





So there you have it, the Ninja 55 Popcorn awards for the summer of 2014.
Now its time for a bunch of movies trying to score awards from the far less prestigious Academy of Motion Pictures to hit theaters.
Look for our Fall movie preview to be out within a couple days.



- Ninja 55